I just 'created a disturbance', as I like to call it, at hosptial, and am now at home.
I'm very tired, and at home, but I'll give you the summery.

- Talking the same words as I would normally talk, just very loudly, waking everyone up.
- Anouncing that everyone has to press their buzzers every hour so we know they're alive, and if they don't, they'll lose their bed (which got followed by the sound of bleeping).
- Singing at the top of my voice "Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body, I know not every body, has got a body like you", I forgot the rest of the lyrics so repeated that over and over.
- Telling my demented explosive-shitter room-mate (sevral times over a few hours, so he got the point) "If there is anything you want, just press the buzzer, they're here to listen to you, yes, the golden button hanging down on the lead, someone will come. Anything you want at all,even if it's just a chat".
- A few of them were quite irate that I said "Ok, I'll stay", they give me the meds, "Right, I'm outta here". I signed the form 'micky mouse' and wrote on it 'what does this mean?'.
- One said, almost in tears, "You said you would stay, you promised", so I said "Awww, it's a shame when someone tells you something and it turns out not to be true".

... then I got a cab home.

I'm going to feel very stupid about this in the morning when I realise I probably have to have another stay in the not-to-distant-future, but I can pleed under the circamstances that I cracked, which I probably did, as anyone would, and it was so out of character, that I'ld get away with it. And if not, live-and-learn.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:51, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

WTF Gonz?
You OK dude?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:14, Reply)

I'm good, I just need to sleep now.
G'night mate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:40, Reply)

Aw, sleep well our Gonz x

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 7:51, Reply)

I hope it's a private hospital
Otherwise you've fucked about with underpaid and overworked NHS staff for your own amusement when they have important jobs to do. Fingers crossed no-one died whilst you were tying up the staff with your buzzer-based hilarity, eh?

I'm struggling to comprehend your motivation here, and you're a nice chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I reckon he's just in pain and off his cake

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Pain meds

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

There are plenty of people there who are there just because it's a job, don't fool yourself into thinking they're all hard working angels.
Even in light of the morning, I hope it fucked up their night.

When it takes them hours to awnser a buzzer, only to find someone is covered in shit, it wouldn't make a differance if it took them hours to awnser someone having a heart attack. That onus is on them, not me.

And bullshit about "They're to busy to awnser the buzzer", most of the time when I eventually found them, I found them laughing and joking somewhere else.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)

My mum saw the bad side when she was in hospital
Old ladies being shouted at for needing the toilet in the night "You hurt my back last night, lifting you!".
My mum, a dignified woman of 48 at the time being told "I don't want you having an accident in the night!" YEAH, THAT'S WHY SHE ASKED FOR A BEDPAN IN GOOD TIME YOU VICIOUS LITTLE BITCH.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)