I like Russell Howard
In fact I'd go so far as to say, Would.

Odd little chap, but would.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But he's so childish...
It great in his stand-up but could you imagine shagging him whilst he grins like a 13 year old on calpol and sings nursery rhymes with naughty swear words in?!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)

sadly I can imagine that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

He is rather childish
but he looks like he'd be willing and grateful.

Works for me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

He's fucking cross-eyed!
It makes him look more than a little Downsy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Yes.
Strangely enough I find this rather endearing.

Rather like an injured puppy I think.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)