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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm at my parents
Have eaten lots of beef, dad's snoring on the sofa, and one of their cats looks like it wants to eat me. I'm not above punching a cat if it goes for me though.

Might get a pre-emptive shot in. Should I aim for the face, or a body shot?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:24, 89 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Labbles!
I too am on the sofa (not yours though, sadly) watching Villa get their arses kicked by Reading.
Body shot. Easier to hide from Social Services.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Clenders!
The cat has since gone back to basking in the sun, so it's safe for now.

Watching football? I thought you were better than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Sadly not - I don't even support either of these teams.
I'm watching purely for the love of football.
I'm rubbish at being an Internet nerd :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I'm only for Reading
because watching one of Arsenals main rivals getting whupped makes me happy.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Well, I guess I'm for Villa because my friend likes them.
But Reading are OK.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)
you're okay too

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)
My BFF is the acest.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Pfft, mine has a sexy wife that makes ace lasagne!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)
My BFF makes me feel great!
Apart from when it gets stuck in my flies.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)
You don't have a BFF

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Buzzkiller!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Lab, you know about computers.
Can you recommend a good site where I can get a very basic PC made to my exact specifications?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)
A complete pc?
I know overclockers.co.uk do some good pre-built ones, of varying prices. They'll likely build you one to your specs if they have the parts. I've used them for years, great service.

Or try Aria or eBuyer for some barebones packages, then add your own components?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I've seen overclockers before
that's the Site I was trying to find.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I used Aria for mine, they were really good

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
My ace lasagne is made by me whenever I want :)

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Effort. I made gorgeous galaxy hazlenut cornflakes cakes yesterday, but I ate them all.
I made more about an hour ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Not too much effort - I like cooking.
FB me your recipe!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)
The cake recipe or the lasagne one?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)
CAKE!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
No worries

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)
What sort of cake?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Tasty cake

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)
That's my favourite cake

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Mine too. With extra sprinkles

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I hate football
Passionately. The teams, the managers, the system, the fans, the wags, the whole damn lot! I would not weep if Wembley was hit by a bomb on the day of the finals.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Typical Labs - on-the-fence opinions.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)
You made me laugh loud enough to wake my dad
Only for a moment though, he's snoring again now.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Go outside and enjoy the sunshine because I cant. Oh and leave the cat alone. Poor bastard probably has no idea that he intimidates you so much.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)
The cat started it!
I won't hit it though, I'll probably stroke it if it comes near, because I'm nice like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Fnar...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)
The cat started it by looking at you. Right.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)
It was playing with a flick knife too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)
It kept whispering to it's mates
and laughing while staring intently at him, indicating that the laughter was aimed at Lab.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)
It hurts so deep

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
And drilling for oil too I bet.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)
They just drill for the love of drilling

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)
and for the chance of wearing safety goggles

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I despise footballers
and I also despise a lot of people that follow football, but I do enjoy watching football. Especially when my team wins.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)
OMG do you hate my BFF?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)
We both do.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I hate him
but I love his mum, and his wife's not bad. I nearly bought him a Newtons Cradle the other day.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Aww fond memories. I'm so proud of that picture of you and him performing a Newtons cradle for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I don't support any team of any sport
And every world/euro cup I hope that England suffers a humiliating defeat. That, or they all shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I don't watch any of the mindless chit-chat before and after.
I hate the greed and bling. I'm angry that I can barely afford to watch a game, even when my team plays within walking distance of my house. But I do like watching a game.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)
As a Spurs fan, you're not missing much be not seeing the games.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)
*contraversials" (sp?)

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)
FOR FUCKS SAKE!
How can they let Villa score within two minutes of the second half kicking off.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Oh fucking jesus.
2 all in six minutes
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Ha! And again!
Game on...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Oh sweet fucking christ on a bike!

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I am enjoying this game very much.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Villa are like a different team

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I bet all of them got their cocks kicked in during half time.
*applies for new job*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Hmmm, we keep getting applications for the new Chief Cock Kickers from this Clendrix character
maybe we should give her a go?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I hate football on tv in pubs too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)
If they have the sound turned down you can do your own commentary. Far more fun than listening to their waffle.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)
If I walk into a pub that's playing football
I go elsewhere. Not in a "you've just lost my custom" flounce though, just would rather go elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I bet you huff really loudly
and then post on the internet about how that pub is a cunt in real life.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
True
Then the pub puts me on it's fail list.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Every time you huff and call someone a cunt on the internet a fairy gains its wings

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Every time I huff, DiT shoots another load of hot spunk into my gaping mouth

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
and redtube benefits with a larger collection of Newtons cradle porn

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
They do get a lot of web hits for Newtons Cradle.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I don't want a BFF anyway
You're all flouncey cunts who can't banter, or when you do, like, someone takes it too serious, or like, someone calls you a cunt on the Internet, or...or...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Flouncey mohawked motherfucker
Fuck off back to 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Flounce you, Vectortits!
Fuck off back to Have Your Say.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Becky got really upset when her post got removed from QOTW
I could taste the flounce from here.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Did it taste like sprouts and despair?
That's some good flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I didn't flounce. Other people got very upset on my behalf which I found terribly amusing

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
You flounced like a massive girly flouncer
This was you:
*flounces like a massive girly flouncer*
See?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)
That's YM that is

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)
No this is my mum:
*lies on back and lets 20 sailors sodomise him for 50p*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Cheap cunt
Also, your mum's a him. Damn DiT's gonna feel mighty silly when he reads this.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Flounce me? I'll fucking flounce you to mongolia and back

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I'll give you the flouncing of a lifetime, Missy
You'll come to in a daze, aching but tingly, thinking "Dayum, I got flounced HARD!"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
tease

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Is it hot in here?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
No, we're just all naked
while you're wearing a fur coat.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Will getting naked mean I'm cool?
Will it make you respect me?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah, I'll definitely respect you in the morning
I always do.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Well, ok then
*slowly, uncertainly, disrobes*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)
*points, laughs and takes photos*

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
It's true
he flounced me once, I don't think I'll ever be able to really enjoy flouncing again knowing what it can be like.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I'm not surprised, he's the flouncing master

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I hold open classes for /OTers
Shame the /talkers stand outside and shout "Cunts!" through the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Yeh, that'll teach him for starting a cosy little thread.
We lurk. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Everything lurks down here eventually.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

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