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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Somehow I haven't kneecapped the old lady behind me at the post office who smells of raisins
She keeps hitting the back of my legs with her stick. I don't approve.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 9:50, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I think she fancies you

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Say "OUCH!"
and look really hurt and bewildered. Then turn round and go "And I thought old ladies were nice. You should be ashamed of yourself!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Or collapse and say you're going to sue her.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Belt her repeatedly in the face.
She'll soon stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Is it a white stick?

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)

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