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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My pain knows no bounds, My fears that were lost are now found.
They ask me weekly, something not gloomy, a question of humour,
Their intentions were not of me to speak of my mother's tumour.
They once asked, a story of my favorite telivison loser,
I couldn't think of an awnser, so I recalled my childhood abuser.
He locked me the basement, and fed me on rats brains,
I'm embelishing, but tinned tuna is more or less the same.
Basement is a bit harsh, it's really just my downstairs room,
I only had freeview as they wouldn't shell out for sky multi-room.
I never really got much attention from the oppersite sex,
Turns out nobody gives a fuck the tatto on my bicepts.
Batman's logo is now emblazon'd on my forearm,
I thought "oh well, at least it would be considered geek charm"
But now girls don't want to know me, and neither do my mates,
My gran's my best friend, but at least I'm getting reuglar sex.
( , Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:18, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You never cease to amaze me. Your meds must be awesome. Much better than mine.
Love Porky.
( , Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)
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