Easy.
Swim alongside then duck down and put the hippo arse in the air. Then shit and do that thing hippos do with their tail to perform the ninja muckspreading. All over the boat. Awesome.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

^This
has to be the best suggestion. Especially because it involves poo.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I was reading a copy of Vogue magazine at the weekend,
which is essentially just looking through a book of things I can’t afford, but I came across a page which had an entire article about poo… it was most unexpected!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Please click on my QOTW suggestion.
I like poo stories.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:47, Reply)