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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
do us a favour
go to the bar for us, would ya?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:38,
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15 years ago)
Sure.
What do you want? *Holds hand out for money*
PS Is that your own special tankard? Nice.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:45,
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Ok.
*Checks bottle tops*
Is there enough here for one for me?
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:08,
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should be
there's a gold one in there, help yourself
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:12,
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Ah, got it.
Barkeep! Barkeep! Two scrumpies and two packs of crispy cunts please.
*pays up, gets twatted by barkeep, returns empty handed*
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:17,
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worst trip to the bar ever
next time, I'll send someone competent
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:18,
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It was the dog's fault.
I'll try again.
*Returns with drink and crispy cunts. Barkeep was busy in the other room. Score*
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:23,
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