My first thought was "Ooh, another day off work."
My second thought was "Ah, Tuesday. Terre D'Hermes day!"

Therefore I smell of Terre D'Hermes. To quote "The vegetable and mineral juice, made without animal by-products or musk, sparkles with orange (specifically formulated for Hermès by Albert Vieille) and grapefruit that blends with flint for a mineral note, and combines with pepper, bay rose, geranium, patchouli, benzoin and vetiver around the central note of Atlas cedar to enhance its Earthy tones."

Edit: At a push I could drink it, it's so natural!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that sounds fucking amazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

It is truly gorgeous and quite unlike any other male cologne.
I would also recommend Hermes Bel Ami but it's fucking expensive. Most days I wear either Christian Lacroix Noir, Bennetton Hot and Cold or Blue Jeans.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

blue jeans? what sort of name is that?
mine is described as "pink peppercorn and addictive florals wrapped in a warm amber heat" called Aromadisiac, it's supposed to seduce others or something but all it does is end up making me horny by the end of the day
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Blue Jeans is by Gianni Versace.
Blue Jeans is a fragrance one always goes back to. A classic masculine fragrance with woodsy, citrusy notes with a spicy heart and a warm drydown. Top notes are composed of bergamot, lemon, anise, basil and palisander tree. Geranium, rose, lavender, jasmine, sage, heliotrope and lily are at its heart. The drydown contains the notes of iris, sandalwood, vetiver, musk, patchouli, Tonka bean, vanilla and amber.

And it's cheap as chips now. Cheap enough for wedding favours (the ladies version is red jeans) apparently.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

OOOOoohh now I know...
a certain b3tan I know wears it
it's fucking lush
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Jesus
You sound like Jilly fucking Goolding, or whatever her name was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

HaHa.
I just copied stuff from review sites that describe the perfumes from contents. She was so pretentious though "Hopping great whiffs of cat's wee." That's a wine I won't be buying then.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

And how did she know so much about the smell of cat's wee anyway?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

She's old in disguise.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)