You must do this in secret then
Have you got a small cupboard under the stairs in which you keep spare lightbulbs, candles and the shoe cleaning equipment? If so, you must keep your calendar in there so you can retire each day to mark off the coming of RATM.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

We have a large cupboard under the stairs
where we keep my PA speakers her wedding dress and a bunch of stuff she considers untidy and chucks in there. I expect to be chucked in there myself soon but yes I think I shall do my part for the rebellion and put a calendar up in there. There's lighting in the and everything.
( Peej, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Sorted.
I expect you could take a slice of cheese with you too, should you feel the need.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Brie?

( Peej, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

If you go with a soft cheese then you have to have wine also. It's the law.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)

No booze for me please
can I have extra cheese instead?
( Peej, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Only blue cheese I'm afraid
as that tastes vile unless it's with rare steak. Don't forget to take some Poo at Paul's House air freshner with you into the cupboard otherwise you may pass out from the fumes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I love blue cheese :P
Blue brie!
( Peej, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:11, Reply)