Wait until he looks at /board or something
and write him a message.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ah I went away from my desk
and now he's gone - dun dun duhhhhhhh
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

He'll be back!
they always are.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

AH OMGGGGG
You're right, he just came back with coffee!! This is fun and totally not illegal at all.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

......
is he back??

This is the most exciting thing to have happened all day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'm hooked

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

a d r
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Vip, I feel dirty that I am
looking forward to meeting you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

haha
it's worth it only to see how I manage strikethroughs in real life!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Do you come complete
with a whiteboard and pen?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I have these luminous things on the ends of my fingers
so I can make the letters appear in the air


man, I wish that were true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

You're so lucky I'm not likely to meet you anytime soon, you bleeding nuisance

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

because you couldn't hold yourself back?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

from vomiting?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:03, Reply)

vomiting natural lubricants from your love-duct
edit: this has even come close to shocking me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

He is indeed
Come and sit down, bask in the glory of B3tan Watch.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

What page is he looking at now?
If you say this one I'm going to be like totally freaked yar.

Dunno why I went Valley there.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

He's on the phone
he might be on QOTW... it all looks grey from here... spooky!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I think you should post
that you can see a b3tan in a blue shirt on every page. Drinking coffee, on the phone or whatnot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I heartily endorse this idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I have to go home
I'm kinda sad I'll miss the end of the stalkerthon, hopefully he'll be back tomorrow!

If he's hawt and you find out who it is get him to gaz me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:03, Reply)

You will be the first person I tell! :)
I can not be too sure of his hawtness as I can only see the back of his head... but its a nice sized head, so that has to count for something!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

what size is nice?
just curious. not because I've got a really big head or anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

The sort of sized head that compliments a persons frame.
Basically he doesn’t look like Charlie Brown or Hey Arnold!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

that's a relief
there's not some kind of universal attractiveness vs head-size chart that I've been unaware of.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Oh really?
I have one in my desk drawer.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:11, Reply)

uh-oh
my head is like 61cm in circumference (almost wrote diameter there)

break it to me gently, where do I fit on the table?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

According to the chart, that never lies
You're face/head size in comparison to your frame is slightly above average, only slightly though - so well done sir! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I am tempted but I don't want to scare him
Also what if he notices where I am and is some sort of nutter. I am aware of the irony of me accusing someone else of being a potential nutter, I am afterall stalking him… ho hum.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:07, Reply)