Haha
Well what do you know, I can see a B3tan in the office opposite mine - I can see his screen and he is looking at the main page… small world.

Erm… a question… what is your favourite retro sweetie? I’m quite partial to astro belts.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:52, 79 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you should say hi
and tell them you're called al

edit: and licorice torpedos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

They wouldn't believe him
I mean her. She's a her now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Hmmm...
Maybe I should print off the picture of fat al and wear it like a mask? I could just stare out of the window, through the eyes of fat al, until the guy turns around and get the shock of his life!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Heheh, Beckyletters thought it was just a picture of Al that I'd 'shopped.
She forgets that I have no talent whatsoever.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

That is brilliant! :)

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

peeping tom!
cherry candy coated gumballs
no idea what they're called and you can't really get them anywhere anymore I don't think
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Yup that's meeeee!
I can only see the back of his head though so its not proper stalking... thems the rules!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

what color is his hair?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Dark brown and short
He's in a blue shirt too - ooooooh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

hahaha you creep

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

When I worked at a school I got a gaz from a kid saying
"I didn't know you were on B3ta sir!"

The shame. I'm just glad I left pretty soon after that. I'm not sure I'd want my QOTW answers around the school.
( Peej, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Parma Violets.
And poor bens.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Parma violets are lovely...
...but they make me feel self-consciously shirty.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

MTFU
And embrace your shirter side.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Will do.
What are Poor Bens?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I doubt this is retro,
but Ohh the things I'd do for a lion bar right now.
( wanderlust, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Cinnamon Balls
I love to suck on those lovely, black, round balls.
( Peej, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Fish'n'chips.
Only the white chocolate ones, mind.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

chocolate racist.

( wanderlust, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Absolutely.
I've got a Lion bar though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I'll swap you a cup of mexican coffee and a slice of toast for a lion bar.

( wanderlust, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Coffee? Pah.
I'll take the toast though.

*trades*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Vice Versas
Or Astros
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

White dog poo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I used to love red sherbert pips
but not as much as I love the fact that on Monday the child benefit came through, and now I've come home to a letter saying the local authority will pay ALL my rent with housing benefit. I've just sat and blubbed for ten minutes. MTFU etc :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

MTFU and get a god damn job you scrouger etc ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Manning up, sir.
I've had a job for more than two years, just not a very good one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Good for you have a Bullseye as a reward
now back up the chinmey with you lad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

guy i taught with last year
was a b3tan - figured me out cause i called someone a twunt.

i'll go for astro belts as well, but only the red ones.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I had a sherbet fountain last week...
...as my son said it was 'rubbish' and gave it to me. It was rubbish too. The licorice tasted like dried cough syrup and the sherbet was just lemony icing sugar.
On the other hand I did have a bag of 'loose' midget gems (as opposed to the packet ones) and they were fabulous.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Gotta love those loose midgets.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

*coffee through nose*
Bastard.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

You're always spotting things from your office window
You're like Jimmy Bleddy Stewart you!

Edit: I like Astro belts too. Remember my fizzy metre?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Was he the one in Rear Window?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

*nods head*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

*firm handshakes*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Yup,
except I’ve not broken my leg and I’m hoping the dood I’m looking at is not a serial killer… hmmmm…
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Well he might disappear through the floor like the last one!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

...and reappear under your desk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

But I'd be in the way

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You can’t fit under my desk,
its filled with SHOES!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I really hope not,
that freaked me out something chronic! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I still wonder about that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Me too seeing as HE NEVER RETURNED!
Seriously I think the office opposite is like the doors to Narnia or something.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

or malkovich's head

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)

STOP LOOKING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Swaaaaaan!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Mwahahahahaha!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Wait until he looks at /board or something
and write him a message.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Ah I went away from my desk
and now he's gone - dun dun duhhhhhhh
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

He'll be back!
they always are.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

AH OMGGGGG
You're right, he just came back with coffee!! This is fun and totally not illegal at all.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

......
is he back??

This is the most exciting thing to have happened all day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'm hooked

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

a d r
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Vip, I feel dirty that I am
looking forward to meeting you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

haha
it's worth it only to see how I manage strikethroughs in real life!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Do you come complete
with a whiteboard and pen?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I have these luminous things on the ends of my fingers
so I can make the letters appear in the air


man, I wish that were true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

You're so lucky I'm not likely to meet you anytime soon, you bleeding nuisance

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

because you couldn't hold yourself back?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

from vomiting?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:03, Reply)

vomiting natural lubricants from your love-duct
edit: this has even come close to shocking me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

He is indeed
Come and sit down, bask in the glory of B3tan Watch.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

What page is he looking at now?
If you say this one I'm going to be like totally freaked yar.

Dunno why I went Valley there.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

He's on the phone
he might be on QOTW... it all looks grey from here... spooky!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I think you should post
that you can see a b3tan in a blue shirt on every page. Drinking coffee, on the phone or whatnot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I heartily endorse this idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I have to go home
I'm kinda sad I'll miss the end of the stalkerthon, hopefully he'll be back tomorrow!

If he's hawt and you find out who it is get him to gaz me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:03, Reply)

You will be the first person I tell! :)
I can not be too sure of his hawtness as I can only see the back of his head... but its a nice sized head, so that has to count for something!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

what size is nice?
just curious. not because I've got a really big head or anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

The sort of sized head that compliments a persons frame.
Basically he doesn’t look like Charlie Brown or Hey Arnold!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

that's a relief
there's not some kind of universal attractiveness vs head-size chart that I've been unaware of.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Oh really?
I have one in my desk drawer.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:11, Reply)

uh-oh
my head is like 61cm in circumference (almost wrote diameter there)

break it to me gently, where do I fit on the table?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

According to the chart, that never lies
You're face/head size in comparison to your frame is slightly above average, only slightly though - so well done sir! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I am tempted but I don't want to scare him
Also what if he notices where I am and is some sort of nutter. I am aware of the irony of me accusing someone else of being a potential nutter, I am afterall stalking him… ho hum.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:07, Reply)

On the bus to the doctors I got talking to a very pretty girl with a really excited happy dog. I think I fell in love with her a little bit.
Then on the way home I nipped into the sweet shop and asked the (very pretty) girl if they had any lavandar sweets and she didn't know what I meant so I got to try about 4 or 5 things, but they wern't right. I think I fell in love with her too.

Oh man, why do I fall in love so easerly, and why doesn't anyone find it that easy to fall in love with me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Put your penis back in your trousers, then ask again.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 18:03, Reply)