I never have.
Bearing in mind my flat is the top two floors of the same building, I have long since made my peace with the possible bumps in the night. Just in case they exist!

It's like the time we saw big industrial drums with my real name on, and as me and my mate wove through the industrial estates to get a closer look, it became clear that these drums housed a product known as 'Extreme lubritection'.
That's right. My real name is synonimous with extreme lubritection, whatever that is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

GOOGLEWHACK!
www.google.co.uk/m?q=Extreme+lubritection
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I have spotted some more lubritection on Flickr
www.flickr.com/photos/24db/428451194/

And this www.flickr.com/photos/darrellg/3159756000/
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I love those old pumps.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Dirty bastard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:52, Reply)

*pumps*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Can't beat an old pump
Unless it's a young pump.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:53, Reply)