FInally Friday!
Thank Crunchy. (The chocolate bar, not 'Crunchy the Donkey Brays Elgar', HMHB fans.)

In replies I'm going to show you a photo.
As some of you know I'm looking after someone's house and cats because members of her family seem to be dying left, right and centre and she can't be here.
Well, some time last week I was sitting on her toilet with the door open (well there's nobody to see me) and in a little nook in the wall outside in the hall (probably a former air-vent) I spot something. Now I was only having a wee, but it nearly made me do a poo...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:29, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gwan gwan gwan gwan.
hurry up!
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:31, Reply)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:31, Reply)

OMG! what is it?

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:32, Reply)

It's some bloody Baby Bio product!
But you don't understand, her and her husband are really organised. That should not be in a hole in the wall on the ground floor!
It would be in the basement where the entrance to the garden is, or it would be in the greenhouse or the garage. Or even the kitchen, where they have some plants.

I thought ghosties had put it there, or that it was the lady herself letting me know she knows my B3ta name haha!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Ooooo! spooky.
It's the ghosts telling you that they know your B3ta name. Don't say anything bad about them.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I never have.
Bearing in mind my flat is the top two floors of the same building, I have long since made my peace with the possible bumps in the night. Just in case they exist!

It's like the time we saw big industrial drums with my real name on, and as me and my mate wove through the industrial estates to get a closer look, it became clear that these drums housed a product known as 'Extreme lubritection'.
That's right. My real name is synonimous with extreme lubritection, whatever that is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:41, Reply)

GOOGLEWHACK!
www.google.co.uk/m?q=Extreme+lubritection
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I have spotted some more lubritection on Flickr
www.flickr.com/photos/24db/428451194/

And this www.flickr.com/photos/darrellg/3159756000/
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I love those old pumps.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Dirty bastard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:52, Reply)

*pumps*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Can't beat an old pump
Unless it's a young pump.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Friday woo!
There was a film on Five yesterday afternoon called 'Noel'. I'm quite confident that it was ghosts messing with the tv scheduling in order to freak me out. In other news, my income has suddenly increased by 60%. This pleases me greatly and I keep doing a little dance.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Woooooo!
Lend us a flim, you tight cunt!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Send me your bank account details.
I will deposit the funds accordinglys.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Glad to see you know I am trustings

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:49, Reply)

You are Mr Mbewele Ngabindi, of Nigeria
AICMFP.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:50, Reply)

*taps nose, pointing*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)

*sings*
Noel, you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Noel, you don't have to wear that suit tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Great, now I'm a gigolo.
Actually, that would explain the sudden increase in income.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I wish you were.
It would solve all my problems.

As long as I got mates rates.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Its Crunchie
and its one of the top 5 chocolate bars in the world!
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Hahaha
*wears dunce hat*
I've got to be really in the mood for a Crunchie.

EDIT: The Elgar-braying donkey is 'Crunchy' though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:50, Reply)

They are the Monster Munch of the confectionary world.
Ruiners of mouth-roofs and fillings alike.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:53, Reply)

You just have to give Monster Munch a second or two
and they soften up nicely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Just like a cock
but in reverse.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:58, Reply)

You've really got the horn today haven't you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:04, Reply)

What makes you say that?
*paws dirt like a bull*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Not my cock

( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

CHEVRON!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:24, Reply)

And indeed
the reason the fillings are there in the first place.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Just doin' my bit.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

May as well finish it off.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

start it again?

( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:42, Reply)

'Crunchy the Donkey Brays Elgar'?
Jesus fucking Christ.


Just when you think the pinnacle of self-styled wackiness has been scaled, another lofty peak presents itself...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Good morning chuckles.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Sorry I can't hear you,
I've got "I Hate Nerys Hughes" on full blast - it's got everything, it's really funny, wacky and crazy - it's just the sort of thing me and my other kerayzee student mates listen to before we go out in Rag Week.

You wouldn't believe some of the things we get up to!!!!!!

We're MAD!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Crunchy the Donkey Brays Elgar isn't a real album
Stop missing the point you narky arld bastid!
And good morning to you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:21, Reply)

A very good morning to you, too.
I concede I am a touch narky today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Would you like me to worry you?
When my dad's being grumpy we bite his t-shirt and worry him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)

his t-shirt a pillow
worry him he takes out all his frustrations.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

No Monty,
You are being sarcastic.

And I am being patronising.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)

You are being sarcastic. a cunt

And I am being patronising. a cunt
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

So, you've remembered how to do strikethrough?
I'm not in a combative mood Today.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

No need to be...
I have a hangover and my self loathing will do the job for you.
But yes - my strikethrough skills...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)

top tune
the dead got up and everything became one big cacophony
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

You are right...
...but there is no need to try and justify it to the narky shirter. He is in one of his moods and needs a change of medication.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:51, Reply)

My loft is a bit peaky at the moment.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Right
Today is my day off. I decided to get up early, have a healthy breakfast and head to the gym. Just before I've left though I've stupidly checked my emails (work emails come through as well). That spastic girl in my office has sent a disagreeing e-mail in an attempt to look smart. There was no need and seems to think that catching people out on small technicalities which practically make no difference somehow makes you smarter.

I basically e-mailed her back saying fuck off, but there is this brand of people who's goal in life is to contribute nothing while arguing with everything, however small.

Gawd now I'm off to the gym to row some boats and later "doing" lunch with t'bird!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

In fact forget the above
and just read it as AAAAARGH PEOPLE.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

"there is this brand of people who's goal in life is to contribute nothing while arguing with everything, however small"

Welcome to the internet...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Welcome to internet forums actually

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Catching people out on small technicalities, you say?






'whose'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Haha fuck

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:21, Reply)

'whose'
ROFL I'm so smart.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Oh I can do this too
"whose" HAHA you massive shirter
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)

This morning
I was forced to chose between running over a badger corpse or hitting a HGV at 70mpg.

I really hope running over a badger isn't some kind of ghostly message to me :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Good morning to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Oh haaaiiii Monty
For some reasome the above always reminds me of Gonz saying it in a fairly high pitched voice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)