recently i was out walking in the evening
on a very narrow pavement, and a cyclist was coming toward me on the pavement. he clearly saw me, and i saw him, yet he didn't get off the (again, very narrow) paveement. there were no cars on the road.

as he came past he clearly intended to make some point and ram me, so i bodychecked him and sent him sprawling to the floor. I then berated him and told him in no uncertain terms to get some lights and sort his act out.

It was a moment of pure bliss for me
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wow
you're so manly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

i bleed molten steel

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:47, Reply)

We need more
of this sort of thing!

I shouted* at a cyclist recently who was jumping a red light as I was crossing the road. But it didn't do any good.

*Something along the lines of "Heyyafuckinwankeritsafuckinredlightyacunt!"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)