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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Takeaway Booze
Am stuck at work and will be here for some time. Anyone know of a firm that will deliver a nice pint of Guinness to a Central London office complex?

And happy Paddys Day everyone. Sorry about the mess.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 18:40, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
is everyone out drinking booxe, then?
why do I only have tea. And why was my milk so stinking that I had to make new tea?
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Nah, I'm in the house, drinking wine, inbetween chores

(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:10, Reply)
i wish I'd been drinking
then I could explain why I just 'cooked' something in the oven without switching it on.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)
I'm at work.
And even when I get off and go out I can't afford to drink.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)
awww:(
If it helps, I have lots of work to do this evening that I don't get paid for
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)
that doesn't make me feel better
who would feel better because you don't get paid to go a shit load of work?
a wanker, that's who
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:42, Reply)
how about
that I get to go away this weekend and have fun...better?
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:47, Reply)
okay now you can just fuck off
I hope you get a paper cut
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)
there's no pleasing some people

(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)
I'm just saying, right, I wouldn't want anyone to work without getting paid for it and it would be fucked up to feel good because you are.

(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)
This really made me laugh. That's up there with getting syphillis or cat aids.
I hope it's on the crease of her thumb so it opens up every time she moves her hand.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:02, Reply)
this is the worse kind of curse
what have I done to upset you? I didn't realise it was so easy to make myself unpopular :(
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Oh it's so not the worst kind. The worst kind would be all your family dying of a flesh eating disease that you'll one day contract as well
it's nothing personal.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:41, Reply)

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