I won a certificate for my mad cricket skillz when I was 10
despite being utter shit at cricket. I also have an array of brightly coloured badges for swimming… I don’t suppose I’m ever going to need to jump in a river in my pyjamas and pick up a brick off the riverbed? Oh and I have a first aid badge from the Girl Guides.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What about if we moved to a house by a river and, while doing important renovation work at night, we dropped a brick in the river?
These are skills FOR LIFE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Are you just saying that
because you have those exact same badges?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Oooh oooh
I also have some sort of qualification to do with Car Companies that export their stock to Europe and how to market to the European countries… or something like that!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)