Translation:
Oh my gosh, What has happened to Kevin? It was highly amusing, he was arrested by two policemen who were just doing their jobs. Oh, how it makes me laugh.
Would you care to engage in a bit of pyromania with me later involving a waste receptacle and several grandmothers? It will be hilaroius!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Exactly!
Crumbs maybe you should work for the police as some sort of chav translator! You could put that shit on your CV. Translates fluent-bollocks.! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Ooo, thats a good idea.
I could charge by the hour and everything. Extra when I have to actually come in contact with the fuckers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

herein lies the problem,
you might actually have to speak to the chavvy people… are you up for that?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I'd do it, if they were suitably restrained.
But I'd spend every second of it wanting to kill them, and then myself.
Hence the large fee.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)