I'd like to apologise as well for being incredibly popular.
Feel free to mirror my apology.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 15:24, 64 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Also, the lovely football.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Did you get stepped for 24 hours?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Yes.
I whipped up people who take it all a bit too seriously to the point of internet tantrum, and paid for the resultant tears.
In a wonderful jab at the man however, I went out and got drunk in the city instead. Only to sober up and start getting ready for tonight as I was unbanned on here.
Circle of justice. Another internet victory brought from the scraps of misery.
JMG for MOD!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

As such. We are ALL happier for this.
I've brought about joy for all types of people.
Fat, smelly, indoors, sloth-like and the popular. As one.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Your presence, as ever, is about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool
A boy of your heroic interlect, must be in great demand for solving all the troubles of the world.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Now now...
Calm down.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

This how I normally get greeted over here.
:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Why?
You usually come up with good remarks and are genuinely witty.
Is there a stock response to certain folk? I'm usually getting sackloads of support and respect on these boards.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

There's a Club Misery on here who object to Internet Lies not being Taken Seriously.
I think they're angling for jobs editing letters pages for bongo mags.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Not Quite JMG
You read other's replys as "We love you JMG, show us the way to the light.
When often, something else is written.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I sense something here is my fault.
Something I haven't done..
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Now now, don't whine.
It is out of character for you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

You're somehow making out the tone of people's voice on the internet again.
Do you read these messages back in your head in different accents?

If Badger had wrote this, I'm assuming it would be incredibly loud?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Surely you can detect how someone is by what they write?
Or ar least the way they want you to think.

I think starting a thread with "I'm great and you all should love me" which rather sums up quite a few of your posts, tells me something about you, do you not agree?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I don't tell people they SHOULD love me.
It's their own choice. It's just so happens a lot of people on here, the vast majority think I'm ace.
I'm the hero of b3ta. I'm the one in charge of trends. Me.

I can only assume this kind of talk grinds at your very soul. Notice how I'm now perceiving how you see these posts?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

You are not such an aresole after all
You manipulate people with your posts.

That, I like. I did think you were a one trick pony.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Everybody thinks that.
Then they think I'm great.

Same old internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You're doing it again
Produce 10 people who will testify to the idea that you are great.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

JMG is great

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

JMG is great

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

JMG is great

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Whatever the b3ta userlist URL is..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

JMG is great

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

great guy

( mongychops, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Massive JMG fan, right here.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I heart JMG

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Gut-ted.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I've clicked his post as this level of online smackdown needs sharing.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I hope one day to lose my hair and job so I can be just like him.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

TESTIFY, BROTHER

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

JMG is not only great, he is a fantastic guy for working so hard to improve the quality of post in twatty corners like this.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Well JMG you do seem to be vindicated.
However, I would like to point out that I am now the top of the popular list.

I thank you for your efforts to put me there.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:24, Reply)

That's how fucking great he is.
He even helps the aspergic background noise users get online validation.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

No
you put the phone down.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:30, Reply)

He still has much work to do if people earnestly believe the off topic popular page is sgnificant.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Are you suggesting that something on b3ta is not significant?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:40, Reply)

JGM IS DYSLEXIC!
He is also dog. er I mean GOD!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

JMG is a smelly minge.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I have a JMG ninja turtle lunchbox and flask

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I love JMG, in a manly heterosexual way.
He wouldn't put up with the other kind. Because that's how he rolls.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:49, Reply)

jmg ressurected my long dead mother

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:51, Reply)

JMG is great and Bartleby is a cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I once licked JMG
He tasted of pure awesome.
( MONO!, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:58, Reply)

jmg is great.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 20:21, Reply)

IT'S A GOOD JOB JMG AND HIS EGO CAN'T SEE ANY OF THIS.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 22:44, Reply)

It certainly is
Seriously though, I can't make up my mind if you are overdosing on Coke or Sunny Delight.

I'm sure we will have amother spar in the future, until then, adios amigo.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Make sure you remind me which one you are.
Or it'll all be a mystery to me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Don't worry I will
I wouldn't expect someone with the attention span of a goldfish to remember me,
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

JMG u akbar

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Evening Monty
These /talk people are a bit strange. They seem to have a deity called JMG.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:12, Reply)

JML is great

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I think what Bartleby meant to point out
Was people from /talk think the sun shines out your arse, but I don't quite think many others agree..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Yes,
I should have made it more plain for him and his sycophants.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I think it may be because coming in and shouting all over the place is out of not our style

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I don't think you can shout on the internet, at least not using text.
It must be how you are reading it.

You should approach the internet with a sense of relaxation.
Maybe you have some kind of anger issues in your offline life?
I'm only putting forward sensible, smart advice.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Well if not shouting,
how about a machine gun firing indiscriminatley from the hip.

I am here for relaxation, and am of slightly above average anger, but I do prefer the precision of a scalpel to the hand grenade.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Ahhh.. You're angry on the internet.
I see.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

But what are you?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

JMG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I said what, not who.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

JMg is not just a person, he's an Internet Institution.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)