Surely you can detect how someone is by what they write?
Or ar least the way they want you to think.

I think starting a thread with "I'm great and you all should love me" which rather sums up quite a few of your posts, tells me something about you, do you not agree?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't tell people they SHOULD love me.
It's their own choice. It's just so happens a lot of people on here, the vast majority think I'm ace.
I'm the hero of b3ta. I'm the one in charge of trends. Me.

I can only assume this kind of talk grinds at your very soul. Notice how I'm now perceiving how you see these posts?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

You are not such an aresole after all
You manipulate people with your posts.

That, I like. I did think you were a one trick pony.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Everybody thinks that.
Then they think I'm great.

Same old internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You're doing it again
Produce 10 people who will testify to the idea that you are great.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

JMG is great

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

JMG is great

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

JMG is great

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Whatever the b3ta userlist URL is..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

JMG is great

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

great guy

( mongychops, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Massive JMG fan, right here.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I heart JMG

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Gut-ted.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I've clicked his post as this level of online smackdown needs sharing.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I hope one day to lose my hair and job so I can be just like him.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

TESTIFY, BROTHER

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

JMG is not only great, he is a fantastic guy for working so hard to improve the quality of post in twatty corners like this.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Well JMG you do seem to be vindicated.
However, I would like to point out that I am now the top of the popular list.

I thank you for your efforts to put me there.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:24, Reply)

That's how fucking great he is.
He even helps the aspergic background noise users get online validation.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

No
you put the phone down.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:30, Reply)

He still has much work to do if people earnestly believe the off topic popular page is sgnificant.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Are you suggesting that something on b3ta is not significant?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:40, Reply)

JGM IS DYSLEXIC!
He is also dog. er I mean GOD!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

JMG is a smelly minge.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I have a JMG ninja turtle lunchbox and flask

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I love JMG, in a manly heterosexual way.
He wouldn't put up with the other kind. Because that's how he rolls.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:49, Reply)

jmg ressurected my long dead mother

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:51, Reply)

JMG is great and Bartleby is a cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I once licked JMG
He tasted of pure awesome.
( MONO!, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:58, Reply)

jmg is great.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 20:21, Reply)

IT'S A GOOD JOB JMG AND HIS EGO CAN'T SEE ANY OF THIS.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 22:44, Reply)

It certainly is
Seriously though, I can't make up my mind if you are overdosing on Coke or Sunny Delight.

I'm sure we will have amother spar in the future, until then, adios amigo.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Make sure you remind me which one you are.
Or it'll all be a mystery to me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Don't worry I will
I wouldn't expect someone with the attention span of a goldfish to remember me,
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

JMG u akbar

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Evening Monty
These /talk people are a bit strange. They seem to have a deity called JMG.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:12, Reply)

JML is great

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I think what Bartleby meant to point out
Was people from /talk think the sun shines out your arse, but I don't quite think many others agree..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Yes,
I should have made it more plain for him and his sycophants.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)