My cousin's status is telling us she's in tears after reading 'A Year Without Jade'.
It is followed by three hearts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:46, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

FFS
And you're related to it?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Totally
First cousin.
But it's on Dad's side. Say no more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I have a number of friends who seem to end all their posts with "...love it!!"
or variants of. They're what I would consider lower-middle class.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I've got to have a cull soon.
So many retards available to make me angry.

The other day I had a woman post a link to a pro-nazi video to my page, which I deleted and explained why. She then proceeded to (at least TRY) to tear me a new one for being racist. Dopey cunt.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Wait...
you're not awaitng the fourth reich?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:52, Reply)

if they aren't tears of happiness
then you need to murder her. with extreme prejudice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)

She is dead hard.
She is a genius with half a pool cue.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

genius enough to outsmart a bullet?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

She was outside a club that got sprayed with bullets in the 90s and did not get shot
She did get a tyre mark on her white dress.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

That's nothing, I got blown up at the weekend.
I have very little body hair left on my right hand side now.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

What the frigging hell?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Was stage managing a Burlesque/fetish/Rock & Roll night
and one of the homemade pyros went off a little early!

All's well though!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Get on!
Where was that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Bristol,
New club called the tunnels right underneath the train station.

Was a really good venue actually. I'm playing there in a couple of weeks myself so I hope they've sorted out the teething problems with the sound by then...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Sounds supa dupa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

As in
tuned it off so people don't have to listen to your "music" you wrote in your mums garage?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:12, Reply)