when my brother cut off his dreadlocks
he was chased by girls Manchester who refused to believe him when he said he wasn't Robbie Williams.

Nowadays he looks like Harry Potter will in about 20 years if he drinks 100 units of alcohol a week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm trying to merge Robbie Williams and Harry potters face in my head
it's not working, can someone slash robbies forehead and send me a photo?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Back in a mo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Cheers
You alright mate? Is your ex gonna play nice this week?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Hello squire
Nope. No daughter this coming weekend either. It's my ex's birthday so she's off to Canterbury to see her ghastly working class family...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Gah! Damn their oily hides
I bet they keep coal in the bath and dine from thick crockery.

Sorry to hear that.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

by the time I next see her
it'll have been four fucking weekends since I last saw her.

It sucks big time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

That's fucking awful, she's a real class act.
Chin up mate, you're handling it better than I ever would (You're not in Broadmoor because of her violent demise for a start).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Thank you sir
My family are really helpful - but I have to say so is everyone on here. If I was entirely left to my own devices I'd had flipped out by now I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

You think I'm helpful?
This is not what I was aiming for at all.

You big shirter

Also I think you mean "have" not had.
FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

You're helpful
in that you help me to remember to hate some other people too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)

apparently TGB is not a horrible cunt in real life
I will feed back my findings after meeting her at Easter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I'm a huge fan of hers.
Not to be confused with that huge fanny of hers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

easily done though
because you are a massive cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Prick.
Sorry, wrong thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:26, Reply)