Have you installed a flux capacitor?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?

( Peej, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)

What the hell's a jigga-watt?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Alright, calm down, 'Jay-Z'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:24, Reply)

HA! You kids with your rapping stars and your arrr-and-beee
when will you realise that nothing beats the dulcet tunes of Roger Whittaker?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

You're more 'hip op' than 'hip hop' aren't you, old boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Ring ring
Hello Monty? Yeah this is kettle, you're an african american
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I have in my collection
Probably 1000 or more hip hop records, admittedly from the old (read: 'good') skool era but I am a fucking expert.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I have the original 12" Grandmaster Flash and the Furious five recording of .......... the name escapes me.
The message!
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

The Message?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Yup!
Just googled it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Whenever I hear the intro to that record
I am transported back in time to when I first heard it as a 10 (or 11) year old. Life-changing stuff - I'd never heard the like of it and was instantly hooked. It was the arguably the first 'conscious' or 'reality' rap record, prior to 'The Message' all rap records were just party or battle rhymes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:42, Reply)

This is why I treasure it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

hip hop Bowie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)

What's that son? You want 10p for a bag of sweets?
in my day it was all penny-whistles and moon-pies...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Both pronunciations are acceptable.
And this suckers electrical.
( Peej, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

We need to get you back to 1985

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)