I'm pleased to see that most people have suggested stealing things
as that is the only sensible course of action.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:48, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright Vipros

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)

alright Jude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

:)
I've ordered a supa dupa St Jude bracelet.(Then I discovered that Bella from Twilight wears one, but I'm not too disappointed because everybody knows I have loved St Jude since childhood, so she can fuck off right.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

nice action

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Thanks, Alan

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Partridge
Commenting on the 'action' of the cassette deck of a stereo.
(I think...)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:22, Reply)

ah
nice action is something I've been saying since before Alan Partridge was around. that swine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I like to think of it more as recycling

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

"Stealing" is such a dirty word
I prefer "misappropriation"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I prefer
"relocating"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Have you relocated yourself to the nurse yet?
I want to know if she's got a cold stephoscope
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Thursday
Not until Thursday.
She's probably not hot and a porn star you know.
Probably old and wizzened
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Well you could at least make something up you little tease

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I would only steal if I was owed wages
actually that's bollocks I'd nick everything I could before someone else did and then deny it.
( Peej, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

that's the spirit
start off with morals, then throw them out the window and grab what you can.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)