ask him
if he'd ever shag a screamer. unless you have a handy deaf ear or are particularly into aural voyeurism.

but more importantly, ask him how often he washes his clothes and bedding - having lived with both extremes of this, i am not sure which is worse. the squatting pigeon whom i had in my flat for 3 weeks that turned into 9 months (without paying rent, never do your best friend a favour and say her sister can come and stay...) used my washing machine almost nightly. but then i lived with another girl who didn't wash her bedding for the three whole years. it was grey/brown by the end, and it had started off cream.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)