What are you gonna get?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

well, it's probably about 4 inches long all over at the moment
and I quite like the length, but my hair is really fine, and there's shitloads of it, so need them to use those the thinning scissors in quite an extreme way.

basically I want a big, choppy mess.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Interesting.
Essentially you want it to look like you've had it cut by a blind, retarded five year old?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

yes
but with less flesh wounds
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

A "Chesney Hawks" it is then?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

naa, his was all straight and neat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I've never seen anyone with a haircut like his before or since
he was the one and only
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I got mistaken for Chesney Hawks by two drunk girls a few weeks ago.
I don't know if they were just being bitches or trying to flirt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That's a hard one to call isn't it
I would have punched* one and got off with the other just to cover all bases


*violence against women is bad disclaimer
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

it's ok
because if they were trying to flirt, would you really want to hook up with someone who fancied chesney hawkes?

unless you scored with both of them which, as this is qotw/ot I'm assuming you did
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

No, I just glassed them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

too many drugs eh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I considered it instant justice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

fine work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Good luck.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)