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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's sexy Wednesday.
What are you doing to celebrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:57, 224 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm sexy seven days a week.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I'm sexy six days a week
on the seventh day I dress as a woman but I feel more ashamed with myself than sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
What are you doing to celebrate your sexiness??
New shoes? Sexy pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
New pants and sexy shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

this sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Haha
That wasn't me, just some random pic from the internet. It's far to dangerous to subject the world to my real form.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)
really?!
fuck

that and agnostic antichrist were my b3ta wank fodder
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah, really.
The world's just not ready for this much sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)
bah

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Oh God!
*saves link*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)
don't get excited
he cheated :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)
having sex

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Ha!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
jealousy, online.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)
There's nothing to be jealous of.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I prefer you when you're nice to me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
:D LOVE YOU
I actually meant I'm getting enough of my own that I don't need to be jealous of anyone else.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)
yeah yeah

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Which bit is the disbelief directed at?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Straight at your face

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)
*deflection*
BAM!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Godspeed, young man.
*handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
you've put a double negative in your latest facebook status,
I've defriended people for less.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I know it's a double negative.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Perhaps I'll continue to put double negatives in my statuses from now on to see how many people point them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I bet the majority are b3tans.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Wearing a corset

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
ENGAGE THE PANDERTRON!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Calm down,
I'm not wearing it yet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
SHUT DOWN THE PANDERTRON!
SORRY, MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)
You can turn it on again at around 8.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
SWEET!
...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I'll be wearing a dress underneath it, and doc martens.
So don't go overboard.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Well, now I feel foolish...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Its a "Subtly gothic and epically awesome for going out" Corset,
Rather than a "Come here and rag me senseless while I spank you with a whip" Corset.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Tbh, I mostly prefer the first kind
I find them far more attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Ta very much.
I so want to wear it out, cos every other time I've worn this outfit combination, I've never actually made it to the club.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Been jumped before you made it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)
On one occasion, yes.
On the other, I pre-lashed a bit too hard.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)
In one case, Nice!
On the other, not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)
oh I want one
but I can't bring myself to pay an extravagant amount of money on one
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Found mine for £17, and its gorgeous.
Although I have no idea what that is in dollars.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
is it a proper one?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)
proper Dollar?
or that fake Canadian shite
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Depends what you class as a proper one.
It is boned but they're slightly flexible and it has a zip rather than lacing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Pffft!
She said "boned"...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
hmmmmmmm
basically I want something that's going to make my boobs stand up and say hi
the corset I want is...like...$500.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Matazone apparently makes corsets.
You should gaz him/ her/ it.

I'd also like to make clear that I only know this because I've seen the ad on his website.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)
*ahem*
sorry I didn't see this thread earlier, I was too busy MAKING CORSETS.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Tell me about your corsets.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)
well they're not steel-boned
so they're not for all that tightlacing wasp-waist stuff, but you can lace them pretty tightly and they create the hourglass figure. They're made with silicone boning so they're pretty rigid but still flexible. You can see my website here: www.kittyohara.com, although it's not finished yet so not all the pictures are up and the shop doesn't fully work. They're all custom made to fit your specific measurements.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)
linkfail
you've got a comma in it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)
dammit
I was going to put a space before the comma and then thought 'nah, b3ta will know'.

If you haven't figured it out, the correct address is www.kittyohara.com
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)
*drools*
These are beautiful. Curse my student poverty!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I do provide b3tan discounts
I do b3ta corsets for £30 :D

I've just started working on a neck corset for my friend's photoshoot so if it goes well I'll put them in the shop as well. They're a bit kinky though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Even food is slightly out of my range at the moment,
But as soon as my next student loan comes in...

Neck corsets fascinate me, though I don't think I'd ever be brave enough to wear one out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)
yeah that's how I feel really
I tried on the first draft and it just seems too extreme, although it does look quite elegant. It makes it kind of hard to turn your head properly as well, but it's popular with fetishists!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)
You should try Etsy.com
They have some really beautiful, one of a kind stuff on there, and its generally not too expensive.

Most of the other sites I like to drool over are English so you probably wouldn't save anything once you'd paid postage and customs.
Found instructions the other day on how to make your own. I'm very tempted...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Do you have to kill the whale yourself?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Not usually.
You can buy them from any good taxidermist.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)
or meet them at a bash.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Now that WAS mean.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)
no, that was funny.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I'm not going to kill you straight after meeting you.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

kill fall for
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I'm not going to do that anyway.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Good, it would never work.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)
You're not my type.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)
you say that now
but wait until you've met him
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)
see I thought of making my own
but I went into the fabric shop and was completely overwhelmed. I didn't even go in for that specific purpose but if I hadn't found one little thing I like--which motivated me to continue on my mission--I would've left with only a car air freshener.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Embrace it!
I can spend hours in the fabric shop near me, even when I don't actually need anything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I don't actually know how to make anything at all.
I don't own a sewing machine. [wouldn't know how to use one if I did]
But I plan to make sexy pants for a mate.
Good thing I bought a yard of fabric :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
They're pretty basic once you learn how to thread them and adjust stitch length and tension.
But mine is ancient, new ones are probably more complicated.

Are you going to hand sew them then? :O
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
my mum had to go on a course to be taught how to use hers because it is so complicated
and that's not a reflection on her abilities because she made things ranging from ballgowns to sails with her old one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Too many dials and shit on new ones.
And you never use most of it anyway. I have my Nanna's old one, its probably at least 40 years old and still works perfectly and does everything I need it to.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)
my mum gave me her old one
and it's awesome. Although I do like the new ones where you can scan in a picture of anything and it'll embroider it. Just think, you could have Goatse tablecloths.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I didn't know you could do that.
Ahaha, perfect for dinner with the in-laws.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I'm hanging on for dowdy Thursday.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I've just seen your sig
Don't tell me you're over Jeff?!!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
God no!
How does one ever get over someone like Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I might make some harassing phonecalls.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Harass me! harass me!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
OK,
But you have to wait until I get home. I am going out to dinnaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
With the gansta?
Or with your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
With my landlady. She is also my mate.
And she was my boss this morning.
My life is a big plate of spaghetti.
The gangsta makes me fry-ups and steals my wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)
That's not sexy at all.
You're fired.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
You haven't had phonesex with me ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I have
She's so dirty, I got hearing AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
yes
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
athangyew

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)
You fucking wish you'd heard my dulcet tones, you wool!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Here's the main problem
I speak the Queen's English, no real accent from anyway.

You don't so much speak it, as chew it and spit it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
How would you know
I could speak like Audrey hepburn for all you know
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)
It'd be a fucking miracle

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Don't be mean,
It can be quite a nice accent sometimes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt, Manzanita
I don't sound like Denise Fergus (unless I'm wasted).
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Actually, I should make it clear
I like the scouse accent, always found it to be quite calming.

I'm not even so sure why I've been so nasty to you these last few days. I think it's because it's fun.

Anyway, sorry. You whore
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Cunt off to Wigan you wool

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I'm from Skem
Get it right.

(Even I'm not sure how that's an improvement...)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I know where you're from
I was trying to add insult to injury
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Oof!
Cruelty!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Why have you called me a tree?
My friend has a very broad one, and generally sounds rather charming; til he gets smashed. Then its not words anymore, its just pure accent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
It's spanish for 'little apple'!
Yes when I'm smashed it just sounds like a hairdryer with staples stuck inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Metaphor of the Week.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Hoorah!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Ah, In that case,
Thank you! I like that :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Any time dudette ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I was trying to think of tree puns for this,
the best I could come up with was:
"because she wishes you wood leaf" which is shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)
got a laugh out of me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)
You're shit.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)
He's oakay.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I wood.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I'm waiting for the your face/mum is shit comeback.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)
yew'll be waiting a log (long) time.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Don't branch away
from your day job.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)
I'm syc(amore) of your constant put downs.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Its oak-ay, I don't mean it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Stop pineing for me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I give up.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)
she's got to be the only one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
And you and all

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
True dat.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
booked an appointment to get my hair cut

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
What are you gonna get?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
well, it's probably about 4 inches long all over at the moment
and I quite like the length, but my hair is really fine, and there's shitloads of it, so need them to use those the thinning scissors in quite an extreme way.

basically I want a big, choppy mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Interesting.
Essentially you want it to look like you've had it cut by a blind, retarded five year old?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)
yes
but with less flesh wounds
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
A "Chesney Hawks" it is then?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)
naa, his was all straight and neat

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I've never seen anyone with a haircut like his before or since
he was the one and only
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I got mistaken for Chesney Hawks by two drunk girls a few weeks ago.
I don't know if they were just being bitches or trying to flirt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)
That's a hard one to call isn't it
I would have punched* one and got off with the other just to cover all bases


*violence against women is bad disclaimer
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
it's ok
because if they were trying to flirt, would you really want to hook up with someone who fancied chesney hawkes?

unless you scored with both of them which, as this is qotw/ot I'm assuming you did
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
No, I just glassed them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
too many drugs eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I considered it instant justice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
fine work

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Good luck.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Thank frig

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Mullets are in this season

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
business in the front
party in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)
if it wasn't quite long at the front
I'd be rockin' a mullet right now
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
just like
when trying for children
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)
You should get a Lionel Blair haircut like mine
/doesifhecomeshereblog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I had a haircut once.
1994, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I went through a long period of no haircuts
once upon a time I had long glossy blonde hair
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
selling my soul to the bank
so I can pay off my credit card, buy a silly car thats more fun than the one i have got (either a clio sport or a Hyundai coupe) and get some stuff for the house
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
clio sports are ridiculously expensive to run.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Nicole?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
She has expensive tastes

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Papa?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
He is really cheap.

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Not to mention shes a massive MASSIVE chav
Renault Clio Sport indeed.

Tsk
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
and shit because they are made by the french
I've heard good reports of the Hyundai's though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
how ridiculous?
like £200 a wheel and £500 a service ridiculous?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
so ridiculous that someone in my office who earns ~£28-£30k
just sold hers because she couldn't afford to run it
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
question
did that difficulty include the insurance?

I'm 35 with 10 years protected no claims
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
yes, as far as I know.
I'm not too sure of the details it was a conversation while having a fag outside.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)
what are the high costs out of interest?
is it repair bills and stuff, or just running costs?

edit: I see you don't know the details, so ignore my questions
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)
well doing some searches
the clio sport for me to insure was around £400 and my license / insurance record is spotless, would hate to think what it would be for some spoddy 24 year old with the occasional doink
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)
they are made by the french though
get the hyundai

or something convertible

get a honda S2000
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Hmm
The S2000 is a little out of my price range, the cheapest on autotrader is £6000 (im only going trade this time, got burnt on the last couple of private buys)

Looks like the Hyundai Coop is the one, probably the 2l, no point getting a 1.6 and the 2.7 is a little tooo silly for me
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:36, Reply)
I'm going to have a bubble bath and then moisturize every inch of my being.
I'll leave my hair to dry naturally so it goes curly and then sit on the bed in my black satin jammies and file my nails.

That should do it.

Oh and I'll put The Big Lebowski on the TV while filing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)
That's exactly like one of my good nights
Except for the curly bit. Mine's not curly.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I think I'm going to go shopping for a new shade of lipstick

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I usually stick to reddish brown or dark red.
I don't seem to suit other colours.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I only wear those colours
Or pale gloss.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I don't do red, I don't have the complexion for it, I'm pale and freckly :(
so I usually stick to just chapstick or a beige pink
but I want to try something darker and bold ! SEXY!
I likely won't find anything that looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I thought you had red hair?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
brown wiv blonde highlights innit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)
You can do red. You just have to find out which shade of red.
You need to go to one of those make up ladies at the counter and find out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I am white as a sheet
I wear red!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I need to bleach my teeth is what I need to do.
Any shade of red just makes my teeth look bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Get browny reds
and not orangey ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Get a red lip stain.
They're not as strong as full colour lipsticks.

www.benefitcosmetics.co.uk/gp/product/B000JJLF1K/sr=1-3/qid=1260790770/ref=sr_1_3/280-5699001-8445523?ie=UTF8&n=48845031&bcBrand=core
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I reckon she should go for red teeth and white lips
that'd be fucking boss
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
What's boss is that you said 'boss'.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I quite like it
not said it out loud yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Say it today.
To just one person.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)
it depends on whether something is worthy of it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Go home and tell the misses she's boss.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)
^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)
She already knows that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)
It's nice to be reminded now and again.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)
it'd still have to be at the right moment
I can't just blurt it out, it'd sound weird
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Just go
"Awww, you're boss you are"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)
is 'file my nails' a euphemism for a menage a une?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
No! I don't usually bother with euphemisms.
I'm dead classy like that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)
vagina dentata

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Hahahahaha
Well done!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)
To be honest, I don't know how your flat can contain so much sexy.
It's something I struggle with all the time, it's a good thing really that Sexface is here to counter my awesomeness.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)
OH FINE THEN, IGNORE MY PANDERING, FUCK YOU THEN.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)
*Wibbles*
There you go!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
sexy pisswibbles?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
WibbleWibbleWibbles!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Fwoar

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)
That’s right.
The best kind of wibbles.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)
wanking and weeping

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I wank cos I weep

and I weep cos a wank, it's a negative spiral of bodily fluids
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Why not?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
are those 2 cities in China?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Chowmein province

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I've got a headache.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Not sexy at all : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
No, it isn't.
I called into home on my way for a follow-up appointment at the hospital and took some Syndol - the missus swears by it.

Hasn't touched it at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Co-codemol
The misses once took some into Dubai...I'm pretty sure they whip you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I'm sexing off to Bournemouth
to see my brother.

wait a minute, that's come out all wrong.

oh shit, i'm stuck in an infinity loop of innuendo..
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)
*Sings* Gonz is so great, gonz is so great, why is he so great? because he's so great */sings*
I just made pasta with garlic, olive oil, pinqusomething peppers and sun dried tomartos.

It's s0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Get a silicone garlic peeler tube thing

It'll chancge your life!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Whut now??
Peeling garlic gets right on my wick!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)
It's a silicone tube

you pop in the garlic clove whole, push firmly down and roll back and forth. It's strips that garlic like a virgin on prom night
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Sounds like a handjob

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Are you saying my nob smells of garlic?
that and choir boys tears
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Exactly Benedict

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I really really really want one, I've looked in a few supermarkets for one, but can't find any.
If you got fresh(ish) garlic, then you don't really need it, but if you're using the last few cloves that are a week or so old, then they're fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Got one in my stocking
along with a garlic mashing ceramic plate thing. I now make the foillowing alot:

Slice Ciabatta, sprikle with olive oil, grill lightly on both sides, rub in raw garlic. Best Garlic bread EVA!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)
That does really sound good.
Smash up the garlic, maybe with a bit of salt to almost liquify it, mush it up with some butter, smeer that over the top, job-done !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I stcik with the olive oil
better for you! Also leaves the bread dry, wich as I usually eat garlic bread with wet food like bolognese or lasagne works well!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)
it is good
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)
I'm jiggling
in my pants

*jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Best place for jiggling.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

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