My living room is very warm, but also gigantic.
It's about the size of a small pub.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hmmm....
Have you considered turning it into a small pub?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

No way.
I asked the ladlord if I could have the arches in the cellar for a miniature Cavern-type venue, But he was having none of it.
The entrance was going to be via the coal hole.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Fnar fnar
My housemate has been talking about buying a pub. Or possibly creating one. I think he's onto a good idea, but he needs to get hold of a property first...unless we could secretly take over your living room until such time as our brewery's established?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No way.
I live on my own and have become an intolerant git.
I am very hospitable in short doses and with low numbers. More than three people in the house and I want to jump up and scream "GET THE FUCK OUT ME KEN!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

You sound like me if I'd been born a girl
I'm fine with plenty of people in pubs, but I get dreafully awkward when my house starts filling up with them. Trouble is I go the opposite way and feel the need to start playing the 'Good Host,' even though I'm sure it would be easier to chase them out with a spade...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I do start playing the good hostess
But I have Inhospitable Tourette's brewing inside.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)