Spend a good 10 minutes correcting her prounciation of the word "worcestershire"
Whatever she says, it's wrong. This will show that you are a good provider and potential partner, at least by comparison. That way she would know you can always 'do better' and are really 'doing her a favour'. To subtly imply that you would make a good financial investment, bring up the conversation "What would you do if you won £1000 on a scratch card?" and then give the awnser "I would put it in the bank with the rest of my money and it'll add to the interest I collect. If I was going to spend £1000, I would just spend it, I don't need to win it to spend it."

If you really really lower her self esteem enough, she might engage in sexual intercourse with you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:35, Reply)