10-year hardon (not 10-year-old hardon, I hasten to add)
When one of our Directors sent me this link, for a fairly useful looking app. However, look under point no. 3. 10 years? I think I'd expire from blue balls a bit before that...

Title edited for potential CP confusion.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Excellent
Mine tends to die after a few minutes unless suitable accommodation is forthcoming. Still wouldn't last 10 years though!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

When I read the title
I mistook you for that mouse fellow. Thought 10 years old was a little on the riske side even for him
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)