Well...
I have field notes on this very subject. A few years ago I came to London to meet a B3tan. We pranced around The Natural History Museum, talking bollocks about dinosaurs with tiny hands, threw £5 notes around the place, talked some more bollocks, went on a bus, talked about Counting Crows, hung around in Croydon doodling, got drunk in a pub, fell asleep on a sofa (drooling)... and then ended up marrying the dood... I clearly have mad skillz when it comes to seduction! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"I like this"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Ta!
I also had to seduce him in my home town too, which I did with the cunning use of sausage rolls, stone henge and Hovis Hill... I imagine the short skirt helped as well! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

One day I want you to show me up Hovis Hill
I will wear more sensible attire though, you little floozy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'll fucking show you "up Hovis Hill" you filthy minx

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Hovis Hill, Dunstable

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Does that mean 'up the bum' in Devon?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:20, Reply)

not specifically in Devon
but it's a short leap of logic from up hovis hill to up the bum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:23, Reply)