*unzips*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not those
I've think we've all seen enough of your pubes thanks!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I shave them off actually:
they're used to stuff cushions in the Vatican City. ACTUALLY.

FACT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I did not know that!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

If you Google 'Monty's Pubes'
the top result is my Papal pube-cushion business. They're blessed: not with holy water, mind, but with the tears of violated choristers.

It's a remarkably lucrative sideline.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I'd say
Well done sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I can't grow 'em fast enough!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)