Haha you're fucking dreaming, bumlord.
Go and stick your 'chick flick' on and have a sympathetic period, or whatever it is you arse mechanics get up to. Eat a big bar of chocolate and listen to George Michael you ghastly homo.

Maybe drink some Lambrini or something.

I'm off out to drink cognac and generally be a fucking tough nut.

Toodle-pip!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

would love to old bean
but unfortunately I'm off home to prepare for a pub crawl with my football team this evening (trufax). Please don't be too alarmed at the manliness of this activity, I know the only sports you've encountered are the wall game, real tennis and post-rugby shower buggery.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Also
I'm off out to drink cognac and generally be a fucking tough nut.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutually_exclusive_events
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Keith Moon used to drink cognac, as does John Rotten.
Enjoy your Carling with lime

x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Enjoy the shared bath - make sure you do some good wet-towel-bum-whipping.
Sport is for people with inadequate brains who are still impressed by jumping really high or running really fast or whatever even when they are adults.

Now bog off.

(have a good one, dear boy)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:07, Reply)

and you sir ;)

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Manstruating?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:16, Reply)

*adds to vocabulary*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)