Woo!
It's Friday, and Payday. My two favourite days!

My original plan for tonight was to have a quiet night in, few cans at most, that sort of thing.

Now I'm going straight from work to the pub, will see how that works out! Then I'm out for Spikeypickle's birthday tomorrow night, going to be good!

How about you lot, what are you up to this weekend?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:41, 83 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've had a fucking stressful day, every day it seems at the moment

But I'm off for a weekend away with the misses, she is going supercar driving tomorrow as my birthday pressie to her, I will be very jealous!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

your mum?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Not worth the dig, believe me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'm going to get thoroughly langered this evening,
sleep it off tomorrow daytime and possibly go for a curry for a mate's birthday tomorrow night.

Do wish Spikeypickle many happy returns from me, won't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'll tell him someone who has changed their name by deed poll to Shirter Bowie says Happy Birthday

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

You do that, Keano.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Well my brother in laws fiancé has just left him two months after buying a house together
and my mother in law has been diagnosed with Osteoporosis so I guess I'll be doing family stuff.
( Peej, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

The poor fuckers. Most unfortunate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Fucking hell mate
Not good. Hope all goes well seems like the wrong thing so say, but it's all I can think, so here goes - Fuck off you little shite.

Shit, I'm not very good at being supportive...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I have to go and collect my sister's ferret tomorrow
to look after him whilst she's on holiday. He's only supposed to eat meat, no fruit and vegetables whatsoever. My boyfriend is so jealous of that diet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

OH MAN!
Is he friendly?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

he is indeed
as well as being fat and lazy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

And the ferret?
;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?
'There I was, 'collecting my sister's ferret' when all of a sudden he tries to 'take me to Dunstable', the filthy bugger.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I checked the mooncup website,
ferret is not a euphamism for fanny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

WELL IT BLOODY WELL SHOULD BE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Tackling the Cupboard of Junk.
Please send rescue team if I don't reappear on Monday.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Mine is currently impenetrable.
I know I have to deal with it some time. But not now right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm a bit of a muppet
By not being able to tell the difference between Saturday and Sunday, it turns out I'm going to Stockholm tomorrow :(
I'm going to miss drinks and shenanigans and fun with althegeordie. Seriously! That's what I was going to be doing.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

You're kidding?
You daft sod.
I'm sorry for your loss, but I have to miss it too because of the felines, so ha!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)

WHAT?
You fucking motherfucker.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

THIS!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)

sorry guys
this is completely true
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

not getting any

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

ditto

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I should hope so

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

God you're so suffocating woman!

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

You're right.
Bye!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:24, Reply)

harsh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

but fair
;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Fine
see if I care :P
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:32, Reply)

You won't.
You'll be in the Hotel Hurdy Gurdy getting Hwooty Hwooed :P
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED.
Last night I went for a pizza and the Arctic Monkeys were sat next to us.

OH, THE LIFE I LEAD....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

You mean The Monkees don't you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:16, Reply)

That would be pretty bloody amazing!!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Imagine eating a pizza and laughing at Mickey Dolenz's face at the same time!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Hehehe
*chuckles*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I like The Monkees.
I don't like The Arctic Monkeys.

REVELATIONS!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Every time I think about giving up on you...
Well done!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:39, Reply)

going to go home, have a big girly bath and groom myself
then going to cuddle up in front of the tv and watch 300
no plans other than that
soooo exciting
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Working in the pub tonight
No, I don't normally do Fridays, and I'd rather not, as I'm ill, but I said I would so I will :(

Tomorrow a catch-up with my pretend brother, haircut, shopping, cleaning.

Then long bath, wine, relaxation. Bliss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

and being pestered from Stockholm
don't forget that
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

if you can fit me in ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:34, Reply)

if it happens it will be a tight squeeze
can a brother get an 'Ooooh matron'?
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Oh seriously.
STOP!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Beer, Xbox, Sexeh tiems.
Probably in that order.

Booooom.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

you're not going to tell yourself no this time?
badum tish
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Chinese food
Films
Going out with the al-batros on Saturday night
Disco of cheese
Sunday bacon
When Harry Met Sally
Death
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Aw man When Harry Met Sally
"If they asked meeee, I could write a book"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I have not been consulted on the film choice.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

It's When harry Met Sally

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Fab fillum
I don't think I have it but I do have the soundtrack. Do you think Tightly & Flim will mind if I join them on the sofa? I could bring pop corn.... And beer, naturally.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I think they'd be happy to let you on their sofa
They might let you get in the middle with a family Galaxy.
Soundtrack is my Harry sounding adorable
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Ooh, Galaxy - best of all the choclits :o)
I haz a box of Thorntons Continental - will that do?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Save that in case you forget someone's birthday and need a pressie in a hurry
Go to the shop and get Galaxy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Too late - I already opened it and eated 3

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Amazing film
I've got it on DVD, one of my favourites. I'm not a shirter honest ¬_¬
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:34, Reply)

It's fucking shit, and yes you fucking well are, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:38, Reply)

You calling me a shirter too then?
Eh? Eh? Eh?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)

You're a BURD.
You're exempt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Phew!
Couldn't be having any nasturtiums cast at my testosterone levels!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:18, Reply)

I may be a shirter
but that film is absolutely sodding awesome. You are wrong sir! I request a duel, with cannons. only girls fight with swords these days
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:46, Reply)

*attempts backing vocals*
*frightens dog*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Oh yeah!
I think I'll sing it to Tigger!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Trufax:
I once played a pantomime horse in Oklahoma. I came close to falling off the stage.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Which end were you?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:17, Reply)

I was half a camel, once
so, did your stalking end in bumming?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:07, Reply)

*arms howitzer*
I demand satisfaction, sir.

Winner gets to watch 'Tokyo Gore Police'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I demand satisfaction, sir.
I bet you fucking do you Jimmy Somerville scale gaylord.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Haha you're fucking dreaming, bumlord.
Go and stick your 'chick flick' on and have a sympathetic period, or whatever it is you arse mechanics get up to. Eat a big bar of chocolate and listen to George Michael you ghastly homo.

Maybe drink some Lambrini or something.

I'm off out to drink cognac and generally be a fucking tough nut.

Toodle-pip!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:00, Reply)

would love to old bean
but unfortunately I'm off home to prepare for a pub crawl with my football team this evening (trufax). Please don't be too alarmed at the manliness of this activity, I know the only sports you've encountered are the wall game, real tennis and post-rugby shower buggery.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Also
I'm off out to drink cognac and generally be a fucking tough nut.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutually_exclusive_events
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Keith Moon used to drink cognac, as does John Rotten.
Enjoy your Carling with lime

x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Enjoy the shared bath - make sure you do some good wet-towel-bum-whipping.
Sport is for people with inadequate brains who are still impressed by jumping really high or running really fast or whatever even when they are adults.

Now bog off.

(have a good one, dear boy)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:07, Reply)

and you sir ;)

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Manstruating?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:16, Reply)

*adds to vocabulary*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Some shit '80s films
and relaxing. I don't know anyone in this town so not much point going out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

everytime I see your name I think Anberlin

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I'm truly sorry to be the cause of such pain

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Making seared ahi for dinner which is currently marinating in an awesome wasabi sauce.
Probably go root on one of my team members at the lake tomorrow as he made it into the annual Trout Masters Championships - regardless of how he does this will be followed up by karaoke, food and beer, and then Sunday I intend to hit the pool to get some sun followed by a bbq feast afterwards.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)