Now then, for a completely different tangent.....
did any of you guys read teh newsletter this week?
If not, you really need to read the section near the BOTTOM about snail facts.
F'rinstance, did you know that snails are totally deaf?
Yeah, apparently you can call them a "spazzy one-footed cunt minge" and they'll be none the wiser.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ahahahahhahaha. I'm going to call a snail a spazzy one footed cunt minge next time I see one.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Oh totally me too!
All weekend I've been searching for snails to test out This Thing! I think they prefer damp territory nudge wink oof etc.

*smooshes*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Set the sprinklers on them. That'll make em nice and moist
*smooshes with abandon*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:10, Reply)

PHWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
You said MOIST and NICE in one sentence :o)

*melts in teh sprinkles*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:14, Reply)