I'm dead excited about meeting you all.
And telling you all to "Get orf my land!" Seriously, locals only round ere so fuck orf!
( Peej, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

is my New Devon Army sticker on the car going to cause me problems

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:40, Reply)

You'll probably get away with getting your windscreen surfboard waxed.
If you're lucky
( Peej, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

hah
the joke will be on them, as my car is filthy on the outside, full of surfboard wax and sand on the inside and I have several things specifically for removing wax from stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I've painted a cornwall flag on the roof of my car
I've also replaced my car with a tractor.
And married my cousin.

I'm going to fit in just fine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I work with a guy who actually married his cousin
he has webbed feet and so do his kids.
( Peej, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)