How many months are you now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Six.
Saw the consultant today and found out I can stay on the codeine and tramadol til the birth, if need be, without worry of the baby being addicted. This is as exciting as my drug use gets...
Edit: she said "we hand painkillers out like smarties here", yet denied my request of a codeine Easter egg.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:25, Reply)

*feigns pregnancy*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:34, Reply)

If my kidneys get any worse they'll do a nephrostomy
and I'll be wearing a bag of piss :(
Less fun.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:38, Reply)

It's not done Cliff Richard's career any harm
Mind you, neither has bumming a priest, so, hey!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:40, Reply)

The Pope's really ruining my chances of priestly interaction.
Hypocrite that he is.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Proof that not all Nazis are cool after all.
*disappointed face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:46, Reply)

If only there'd been some rebranding -
pastel uniforms, Wagner remixes, Hitler with a goatee...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Hugo Boss designed some of the SS uniforms and insignia, I believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:04, Reply)