it doesn't it just measures how much you're moving about.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You know what I do instead?
When I wake up and feel really tired, I know I havn't slept very well - and when I wake up feeling rested, I know I've slept well!.

It's an amazing system - I call it the i'Mnotacunt. I don't know HOW I could even survive without it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I think I have found another use for this app
It could automatically call the undertaker if you don't move at all for a whole day. It would stop you getting all stinky so you could have an open casket funeral.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Haha.
Oh but Monty, you are a cunt.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Damn!
A flaw in my system!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)