An instructional video?
Goodbye b3ta, it's been fun, but I'm off on a sabbatical to learn the best way to suck a nipple...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My friend (male)
has a weening video. It's on his shelf between "Disco Moves - Learn How!" and "Teach Yourself the Oboe"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I expect I'll be needing that oboe video as well

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Pink oboe?

Never had you pegged as 'one of them', old bean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Well, with three months looking at breasts, I imagine I'll become quite familiar with my own fleshy clarinet
Just to assuage any doubts, I have weights attached to the ends of all my shirts to discourage any of "them" that might be lurking around. I also have a portable wall against which I can press my back in times of doubt or being surrounded by those bloody woofters.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

You cannot be too careful.
Benders like Tuggers with his Marc Almond fetish are lurking everywhere.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I'll be extra careful in my department
Not only is it rich and abundant in these forrin types, coming over here, taking our science, but we have wimmin. Being scientists. Loads of 'em as well. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they've let some of these bumders play around with science as well. It's jus' not right, I tells you!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)