Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The Internets is really fucking boring today.I've been on AT LEAST five sites and they were all shit.
Tell me about the last time you massively judged someone. For me, it was getting irate at the Big Issue seller last night who asked "Big Issue? Or could you give me some money? Or food?" and I got annoyed for the other Big Issue sellers who don't beg. Also, I judge the Big Issue as it's a shite magazine.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:58,
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I think the Big Issue is a really brilliant idea and I fully support itI will of course never buy a copy as it is unmitigated lefty shite, but the principle is superb.
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Yeah, it's one of those things that works well in principle.Like Communism. And User Generated Content.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:05,
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I agreeI would buy it without fail if it was actually a good read but its just not. I give to homeless charities on a non regular basis instead. I never give money to beggars especially round here as they ask in a very threatening manner whilst clutching a can of K cider.
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Peej, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:05,
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Give them a banana.Nutritious and it says "I really care".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:06,
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Awwww man, when I'm homeless I'm totally coming round yours for help(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)
You can live in our wood shelter.We'll warn you when Kaol is coming round on his tramp hunt.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:10,
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You guys must have a really different version to us then.We've got the same thing going here and it's not about political stuff at all, it's all about events/community activities as well a place for people to voice ideas.
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Lefty events/community activities and lefty ideas.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:10,
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not from what I've seen.It's more music performances to help people get their bands up and running and things like soup kitchens and where you can help volunteer. Things like that.
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lefty bands, with violins and banjos I betsoup kitchens = Lefty propaganda meetings for tramps
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Yep - that's lefty.Only lefties run soup kitchens. And volunteer. And have communities. And are in bands.
Tax-dodging scum.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:13,
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I've got an australian staying at my flat for 5 days from tomorrow.What do I need to feed them?
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Oh yes! silly me.Because we all read everything ever posted on here at all times.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:24,
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I don't think it's unreasonable to expect you to look upto see who I'm talking to before telling me who I should be talking to. Spazbrain.
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Is this an invitation for me to move into your house?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:33,
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Only if you don't throw scorn on my music collection.(
girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:38,
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I fucking love timtamsIf you bring a big bag of tim tams over when you come then I'll forgive all that stuff in the past and be your friend.
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You do realise you can get them in England, right?Some of the stores stock them, I checked. But I'm bringing some anyway just in case they're not as good as ours.
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yeah Alstop being a tight fucking bastard and buy your own.
Although don't eat them all at once as you are already a lardy lardman
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:29,
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If only we had a picture to prove that.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30,
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OOOOOOO!!!I have a HILARIOUS story about wookie that Clendrix told me last night. I'm not sure If I should tell you all, but fuck it, last Friday night, Wookie got beaten up at a Rock Club by a girl.
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oooh ooh ohh what's this!?!?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:33,
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This needs a thread of its own.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:33,
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Girls are fucking hard nowadays.I see no shame in it.
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girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:40,
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They do stock the regular ones in some Tescobut you can't get Double Choc, or Caramel, or Tia Maria.
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Penguins are already shit.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30,
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caramel and tia maria aren't great,but the double choc and dark chocolate ones make me all tingly with happiness.
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Dark Choc, that was the one I really miss.Oh, and can you bring some Cheese Twisties too. I fucking love Cheese Twisties.
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twisties are gross, no way.Go to www.angloaustraliantrading.com/Australiashop/AUdefault.aspx and order your own.
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cherry rape on the other hand...(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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How do you feel about the violet flavoured thing you can getwhich is a bit like a Cherry Ripe
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I'm sure I didn't just imagine itAustralian chunky KitKat Caramels are vastly superior to the ones you get in the UK. You should bring some of them too.
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I don't think they make them anymoreI've not seen them on the shelves anywhere.
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It was implicit in the fact that I said I would forgive youand be your friend if you brought me tim tams and cheese twisties.
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It's pouch pure and simpleand they smell of piss
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:10,
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You should sign up to Mums.netI've heard it's brilliant
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:08,
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Mumsnet "Am I Being Unreasonable" board is a source of great mirth for me.It's like a middle class parenting version of /talk.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:09,
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There are no real women on the internetsurely you know this by now.
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with breasts(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:14,
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You'd probably get an instructional video.It's actually a great site and I've found some fantastic information on the other boards but that particular board gives me hours of entertainment.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:20,
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An instructional video?Goodbye b3ta, it's been fun, but I'm off on a sabbatical to learn the best way to suck a nipple...
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My friend (male)has a weening video. It's on his shelf between "Disco Moves - Learn How!" and "Teach Yourself the Oboe"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:34,
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Pink oboe?Never had you pegged as 'one of them', old bean.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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Well, with three months looking at breasts, I imagine I'll become quite familiar with my own fleshy clarinetJust to assuage any doubts, I have weights attached to the ends of all my shirts to discourage any of "them" that might be lurking around. I also have a portable wall against which I can press my back in times of doubt or being surrounded by those bloody woofters.
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You cannot be too careful.Benders like Tuggers with his Marc Almond fetish are lurking everywhere.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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I'll be extra careful in my departmentNot only is it rich and abundant in these forrin types, coming over here, taking our science, but we have wimmin. Being scientists. Loads of 'em as well. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they've let some of these bumders play around with science as well. It's jus' not right, I tells you!
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What the fuck is a DH or a DP?I mean, I know what I think a DP is, but I bet it doesn't mean that on mumsnet.
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I got my hopes up too but it means "dear partner".This is my favourite recent thread on there.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:18,
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The clue is in the board name.Am I being unreasonable?
You are being unreasonable.
They've bred their own memes.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:25,
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Oh I seeThat thread is hilarious. I love how the OP has been officially branded an internet peado within about ten comments.
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Perhaps we should send Amorous Badger over thereHe'd have a bloody field day...
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It does still mean double penetrationbut refers to when the baby piss penetrates through both it's clothes and yours
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:18,
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You haven't laughed till you've seen a little baby boy piss on his own head while having his nappy changed.(
girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:21,
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There's always the 'safesearch' optionBut you can never be entirely sure that nobody's logging every search term you enter...
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I judge all the peoplewho just go on and on and on and on about how they are pregnant.
*runs away*
Can I stoke your bump at the weekend and ooh and aahh?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:15,
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Yeah, right, you're jealous because babies fall out of your cavernous vagina.Touch the bump and lose a hand.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:17,
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One fell out in the park the other dayand I got done for littering
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:19,
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Did a warden come around and pick it up with a litter spike?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:21,
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I talk more about my defunct kidneys.I demand sympathy.
No, not sympathy - drugs. I demand drugs.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:25,
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I'm allocating you23 minutes of sympathy over the weekend.
Use it wisely
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30,
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Can you 'stoke' her bump?Sure, shovel some coal up her fanny, why don't you?
She's not a fucking steam train for crying out loud.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:37,
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I was going to be nice to you today....(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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Please do TGB, I'm in a filthy mood,and not in a good way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:53,
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Well now I'm in a fucking wretched mood too(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:55,
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Yeah totallyAnnoying girl who was leaving today found out, with the rest of us, nice girl is also leaving so she is fucking SCREAMING with joy that the company is now in sinking ship mode.
fuck fuck fuck I can't afford to lose my job. FUCKKKKK
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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I massively judged a cheap-o shop for looking grim on the outside. Once inside, I got a huge and delicious bag of popcorn for 59p. So it wasn't so grim after all!
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Was it cinema-style sweet popcorn?Sainsburys do a big bag of basic popcorn for less than a quid and it's just like the cinema stuff, om nom nom.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:32,
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Salted is the only way forwarduntil your lips feel like they've been completely dehyrated
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:37,
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Yup the sweet stuffThere's no Sainsbury shops for miles around here though, *sigh*.
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eh hemwww.telegraph.co.uk/news/international/sainsburys_South_American_expansion
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:42,
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All I do, all day every dayis massively judge people. I should be, you know, a JUDGE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:44,
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Judge Mental, more like.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:53,
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I judge those of my coworkerswho would rather stir their tea with a fork than rinse one of the dozens of tea- and tablespoons in the sink.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:59,
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What if they used a spork?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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Still judgedwash a bloody teaspoon, it's not that hard.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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I read about a band this morning called 'Goatrape'and I judged them to be excellent without having heard a note of their music.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:03,
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I judge them to be a band who thought, 'how can we get noticed because our music is crap'.(
girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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a Nazi supporter of child abuse.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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