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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Now there's a thoughtDo you think he used the same one to wipe off his wife? If so, I can't say I'd mind too much.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I don't think she's ever needed wiping offHis capacity for onanism is so incredulous that he's probably never even gone near her. I have it on good authority* that on their wedding night, he hid in the sock drawer and watched her whilst she got increasingly impatient and eventually fell asleep, then cracked one out into his 'wag' before falling asleep there.
*largely made up
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)
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