When I was a toddler
my mother was appalled to discover my friend Charlie and me sat on the floor in the meat aisle of Waitrose sucking the juice out of joints of raw bacon. We'd bitten off the corners of vacuum packs. Repulsive but true.

Thus began a lifelong association with charlie and sucking on joints, ho ho.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hee hee :o)
Joint sucker!

*sniggers behind hand*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:05, Reply)

I have heard
that Monty is terribly fond of Dimmock's elbows...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Is this another euphemism?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Dimmock - Charlie - elbow - joint.

Or Google 'Ground Force' to see the bra-less, slack-titted, ginger gardener in all her 'glory'.

tenuous reference, but what did you expect for midnight on a school day?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:21, Reply)