I do love it
it annoys me that I often get mistaken for a bass player, so I have to mock them constantly.

I don't think I look like a bass player, so why do people assume I am one? hmm?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As I understand it, you're very large and very beardy.
Are you the 'quiet' type? Do you come across as the least 'up yourself' compared with your bandmates? These are all classic symptoms, says a clean-shaven bassist who has to talk the most at band practices.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)

good god no
I'm a typical big-headed lead guitarist.

Our bass player is unbelivably quiet and lanky. Everything a bass player should be.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm sure my band's back-to-front
We've got an insanely talent but absurdly modest lead guitarist - we have to keep telling him to turn up, which is a first as far as I'm concerned.

The bassist does the most talking, but then he is the lead vocalist as well. And appears to be more of a piss-artist than the drummer. But he at least has the best sense of humour.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It's the beard
Hairy fuckers, bass players.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

everyone in my band has a beard :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)