It's his own fault for having a tiny cock.
Of course.

If willies were like boobs things would be so much better. Boobs are on full view, so there no point saying "I've got great big wobbly massive ones" if you haven't, cos everyone will know you're a lying bastard. If everyone had their willies out all the time the same rule would apply and men wouldn't need to boast to boost their self confidence. Also, women wouldn't feel the need to take the piss because they'd realise how varied and different and brilliant ALL willies are.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)