Pfft, you haven't been to a London bash yet
People get ridiculously drunk, snog randoms, make lesser people cry and throw up in each others handbags. It's great fun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it was surprisingly sedate last night
well, apart from Kaol getting completely cunt-faced and Lusty and TGB.

I don't drink a massive amount these days, so the sedate approach suited me. Particularly as I could spliff it up after the pub.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I'm quite pleased there was minimal carnage.
I'm not sure I could cope with puke in my Prada.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:14, Reply)

just opened my baccy tin
to be greeted by the stale funk of a stubbed out joint

you swine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Ha shit.
It was over-ambitious. I bet you still smoked it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)

naa, making a fresh one
although I'll probably smoke the other one too

just to get rid of it you understand
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I'm going to photoshop an Autistic Licence when I get home.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

nice :-)
and with that, I'm off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Yeah well you've never been to a London bash either.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I no!
Oh man, people were stroking my face from all angles. Does London have face-stroking?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Not really. I do a fine line in face licking though. Just ask DiT, Al and Capt V

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I bet you have a tongue like a cat.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Small and rough?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)