Cornwall bash:
damp but frickin' awesome. Clenders is a hero. Everyone rocks. Kaol has an inferior beard.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 17:13, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wish I could have made it
Maybe next time...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Same

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:12, Reply)

it was blindingly good
I have had to start using a braille keyboard and screen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Today was drier, but somewhat less awesome
Yesterday's rain must have been awesome-sauce in disguise.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:37, Reply)

hmmm
I thought it was just me and some people I know say 'awesome-sauce'. Is this a common phrase?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:43, Reply)

VALIDATED!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Excellent!
Free parking rocks!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:53, Reply)

What's his beard inferior too?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Vipros's beard, of course.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:42, Reply)

and Catface's beard and Noel's beard.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:55, Reply)

And Badger's beard.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Badger has a beard? Oh... her clam beard.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:15, Reply)

What going on with the time stamp here?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Oh, I see, b3ta still hasn't moved it's clock forward, I thought that had been fixed already.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I'm stealing your rogue apostrophe for future use

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I
had my eye on that.

But only after you pointed it out.
(horizons, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:51, Reply)

he're you go, ha've a few mo're
I've got billions of the fuckers.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Swims in 's
Giggles inanely
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Heartily agree
Thoroughly superb to meet people. Haven't laughed that much in a while.

I heard some odd rumours that Al is in fact a lovely, pleasant chap and rather gentlemanly. Naturally I gave them no credit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:57, Reply)

STFU, you're wrong
He's a tyrannical beast that doesn't deserve our friendship.

He does love being tickled under the chin though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I thought they must have been mistaken.
while I was expecting a good time at the bash, I wasn't prepared for how good a time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Pfft, you haven't been to a London bash yet
People get ridiculously drunk, snog randoms, make lesser people cry and throw up in each others handbags. It's great fun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:11, Reply)

it was surprisingly sedate last night
well, apart from Kaol getting completely cunt-faced and Lusty and TGB.

I don't drink a massive amount these days, so the sedate approach suited me. Particularly as I could spliff it up after the pub.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I'm quite pleased there was minimal carnage.
I'm not sure I could cope with puke in my Prada.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:14, Reply)

just opened my baccy tin
to be greeted by the stale funk of a stubbed out joint

you swine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Ha shit.
It was over-ambitious. I bet you still smoked it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)

naa, making a fresh one
although I'll probably smoke the other one too

just to get rid of it you understand
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I'm going to photoshop an Autistic Licence when I get home.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

nice :-)
and with that, I'm off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Yeah well you've never been to a London bash either.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I no!
Oh man, people were stroking my face from all angles. Does London have face-stroking?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Not really. I do a fine line in face licking though. Just ask DiT, Al and Capt V

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I bet you have a tongue like a cat.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Small and rough?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I had a great time
I just wish I could have stayed longer so I could have got a chance to chat to everyone. I got nabbed by the ticket inspector on the way home though which wasn't good. I'd like to thank my agent, the academy, my mum, Angelina Jolie and Matthew Kelly.
( Peej, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 2:39, Reply)