My little sister once farted at the Christmas dinner table
in front of my grandmother. We're quite a formal family so this was a real gaffe. Unfortunately for her she found this so funny she promtly pissed herself, and scuttled off, returning to the table a few minutes later in a different pair of trousers. It was brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

your grandmother
or your sister?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

sister
she was indeed actually about 20
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

How old was she?
22
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I imagine that would be stretching some biological limitations
to become a grandma at 22...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)

With Monty's inbreeding anything is possible

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)