I got
Salmonella once from eating a dodgy reheated burger at a fuckawful pub on the Isle of Man. My father, being the alcoholic knobhead he was, refused to take me to the hospital as it would cut in to his drinking time, even though his daughter had turned in to some sort of hideous cannon-from-both-ends special effects machine. He only relented when I started shitting blood and was so dehydrated and manky I couldn't move. And even then he bunged me in a taxi and stayed in the pub.
It was quite possibly the least fun I've ever had in my life.
(berk, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:36, Reply)