Worst thing
(I was a waitress there) the bride in a classy frontless, backless and strapless number perfectly cut to show her I heart Wayne tattoos, swigging alternately from two Bacardi Breezers and calling her new husband a cunt, while her children cried

Edit: and the best was either getting drunk when I was eight at a cousin's wedding on champagne, or being given random wedding presents when a couple decided to split up straight after their wedding (again waitress)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I wish I was a guest at that wedding
I would have brought my own chair and popcorn!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I was 11
for a few years I believed I was responsible for the 2nd lot getting divorced having accidentally thrown a prawn cocktail at the bride
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)