Hmm.
Worst thing: the congregation singing a song consisting of the words "Jesus Christ" to the tune "Edelweiss".

Best thing: bride, groom and guests in the swimming pool under the blazing sun in an Italian agritourismo vineyard suddenly realising it's an hour until the ceremony and we all have to eat lunch and get dressed, and it's totally stress-free.
That, or my friend's wedding speech: "I love my husband, best of all the animals".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)