I don't really like weddings.
They're borring for everyone who's forced to be there, which I would guess is a higher percentage than those who are going because they want to. Everything about them is shit, from the still-frozen melon sorbay starter to the nuked steaks. The band or DJ have an extreamly inflated sense of self worth and seem to mistake volume for quality. The only thing to do is get drunk and embarass the fuck out of yourself. And as you're about to tell Cousen Mark your best joke about peadofiles, aunty Sonya (you know, the one who was touched up a bit in the 40s when she was sent to the farm during the war) over hears you and declairs what a nasty young man you've grown up to be.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12, Reply)